THE DIRTY ARMY: Just be glad you don’t know this dude. Michael McLaughlin is a manipulative rapist. He drugged me with GHB. He told me it was just water. Then proceeded to slap, choke, and suffocate me with his adult diaper. He would always pressure me into “trying” the ABDL stuff he’s into. And if I said “no,” he’d threaten to end the relationship, he’d even go as far to say “Nope. Can’t be your friend unless you listen to me.” It’s depressing how he claims to hate “judgemental people,” when he’s literally just as closed-minded. He would constantly belittle me about my chronic mental illnesses, anorexia, and memory problems, when they are something I literally can’t fully recover from. And when I wouldn’t leave his house… Guess what he called me? “FAT AUTISTIC BITCH” He has some weird phobia of punk rock music. He’d flip out whenever I’d change the radio station to something other than mainstream EDM trash. Oh, and apparently he has a lot of hate in his heart for anybody who’s even remotely famous. He kept telling me all of my favourite producers were d1cks in person, as if he was some holier-than-thou DJ. Not to mention, he’s basically told me he’s banned from every venue in the state of Arizona. He threatened to force-feed me MULTIPLE TIMES despite the fact I told him I was suffering from anorexia. He would constantly call me “retarded” even when I told him not to. I was pushed to the point were I would cry out of both fear and depression. He has marijuana bags and nitrous oxide cans everywhere. He’s in possession of illegal handguns and switchblades. His house smells like somebody died there, and looks like a hoarder decided to dump all of their things in the middle of his house. In fact, one time, he literally yelled at me and told me I was “wasting his time” because I wouldn’t eat his nasty sh1t out of his adult diaper. I am 100-percent sure this dude lied about not having DRD, considering he eats like a fucking pig and is still stick-thin somehow. Oh, and quote of the year from a victim-blaming rapist such as himself: “It’s your own fault for not saying no,” …Yeah, sure, when I couldn’t even breathe, let alone say the safety word. Aside from this, he treats both his roommates and his own family like sh1t. He made up fake sob-stories that his mother and his father both abused him… just to get into my pants. There’s even one dude who lives there that’s actually forced to sleep on the couch while there’s an open bedroom. I hate to be *that guy,* but I’m actually not surprised his father left him. He has this odd fascination with starting fires and absolutely hates the government and cops. He openly bragged about choking his own dog to the point where it sh1t everywhere as some form of discipline. Apparently this dude has a level-6 felony, and has most likely lost all of his teeth from prison fights. He tried to convince me his teeth were so fuked-up from not consistently brushing them. He can’t even work for Instacart. A fuking grocery delivery service. Last I saw, he was stealing motor-scooters for a living and trying to “cheat the system.” He got caught smuggling weed over the border, and now hates any type of authority because he got caught out of his own sheer stupidity. His mother has been suspended from her job as a lawyer FOUR fuking times. She lives in a mansion far away from Mike’s bullsh1t and I don’t blame her for refusing to associate with him. Mike should be put away for at least 40+ years. And I certainly hope he will be. He goes by the alias “DJ SnickyMike.” Stay safe, people.
THE DIRTY ARMY:This girl thinks she’s hot but is really druggie club rat scum. She fools everyone at first but sooner or later you see shes your average trash bag. She fuks dudes for free sh1t sells it and doesnt give a fuk who shags her lose pu55y with out a condom. average to decent looking but her standards are low as fuk. If you associate yourself with this girl it says a lot about you. Save your reputation and stay away.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This dude will come stay at your house because he spent all his money on dope and drives a POS. Hello nake a mess stay in your kitchen and bathroom All day long sits there talks sh1t about everyone That has ever tried to help him. And once you tell him he’s gotta go hell send you days Worth of text telling you his unwanted opinion of what’s wrong with you for trying to help him He’s a drug addict and if you party with him he’ll be recording you on his phone in your own home. Last time he got arrested for weed his exact statement word for word was”I’m a nice guy I don’t belong in jail” I’ll do whatever it takes to not go to jail. While marijuana is harmless and I feel it shouldn’t be a crime He does heroin as well. And I just want the world to Know who he is
THE DIRTY ARMY: This piece of garbage is Jeff Murty. He slums it up in Tempe on whoevers couch he can sleep on. He is an absolute parasite, mooching off people and others who try to help him out he STEALS from them! He has so many scams; his main thing is offering to help you with your tax return saying he knows ways to get more money, loopholes or what not, to “help you out” but he puts one of his lowlife friends addresses as yours on the tax return so he can jack your money to feed his many addictions. He’s super gross he shoots up meth and heroin with his equally pathetic bff Jessica Whitt (she has 12 profiles on FB–not hard to find) therefore cannot be trusted. He’s the scum of the earth and his sorry ass is on the cops radar so I hope he keeps it up and gets exactly what he deserves. He and Jessica are both skeezy junkies, but he’s definitely the ringleader and needs to be stopped.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Carvana is touted as one of the greatest startups to work at with the best perks and tons of swimmingly hot women swarming around, however, these folks are as dirty and rotten as can be. From the constant abuse, to the sloppy drunk team leads and disgusting 500lb beast who is somehow in a “team lead” position and some angry midget that is somehow in a business stakeholder position, this dream job was truly a nightmare. Im not sure how much detail I can go into on this post, but if there is good response I’m glad to spill the beans …
More details and and pictures please. Carvana sounds amazing.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Kira Beaufeaux works on my floor and is the most dirtiest girl here! She has no respect for anyone’s relationships. She first goes around sleeping with multiple guys at work from the same department, including a married man. Then, she sends a nude picture of herself to a coworker who’s wife works in the same building! Rumor has it that the wife confronted her and now she’s going around saying that the coworker purposely got the picture from her which is not true because he has always been respectful of his relationship and wife. I doubt he’s that stupid to try something like that knowing his wife works with him.
She purposely sent the picture to try and tempt him into sleeping with her and it backfired. She is not to be trusted at all. What she doesn’t know now is that her picture was leaked throughout our department and multiple people now have it. This is not the first time she encountered problems like this. She actually had to leave her last job for a similar situation! She’s an embarrassment and honestly needs to be taught some manners and learn to respect others.
I missed the part where Kira got fired from her job for all these sexual advances?- nik