Romantic stink mouth — Neil Crum
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have been talking to this guy Neil Crum for a few months now. I am putting him on blast because he is a total pussy! Every time we hangout and I think we are going to have sex, he starts eating my ass as foreplay, but it never ends. Instead of just sleeping with me, he has eaten my ass for hours at a time. Anyway, I’m done with him, just wanted to put him on blast for giving me an anal hickey ??