THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, David Testa is super creepy with girls he meets and gets really clingy. He uses that his dad is a politician to try to pick up girls at the bar. He put himself into credit card debt and gives you a sob story about how his old roommates stole his money for drugs. He is almost always sh*t faced drunk and his now ex girlfriend dumped his ass because of it. Now he lives in a 4 bedroom house with his cat playing video games. He’s at least mid-30s and total trainwreck. I kind of think he’s looking for a sugar mama.