David Testa of Utica, NY Is A Creepy Dude

David Testa of Utica, NY Is A Creepy Dude

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, David Testa is super creepy with girls he meets and gets really clingy. He uses that his dad is a politician to try to pick up girls at the bar. He put himself into credit card debt and gives you a sob story about how his old roommates stole his money for drugs. He is almost always sh*t faced drunk and his now ex girlfriend dumped his ass because of it. Now he lives in a 4 bedroom house with his cat playing video games. He’s at least mid-30s and total trainwreck. I kind of think he’s looking for a sugar mama.


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  1. Captain Slap-A-HoeOctober 6, 2017 at 5:00 AM

    SO TRUE! Not only that, to not just girls but everyone in general he will swamp their phones with hundreds of text before they even get a chance to respond. He does have a decent heart and will help his friends out when they need.

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