THE DIRTY ARMY: HEY NIK, Holiday Greetings. Last month I matched with this chick on Bumble, Vanessa. She would text me at 2am claiming she was just off work at the stripclub. I really preferred to sleep as she is not my type and I wasn’t convinced it wasn’t some dude posing as her. She claims to be a UCLA student. She has pics with all sorts of expensive LV handbags and Christian Louboutin. shoes. These pics are definitely some INSTAGRAM FLOOZY. The one looks like it’s in ghetto home, the rest not. My buddy texted her, or it, and asked if she was looking for a sugardadddy. She replies yes. She has a 626 phone number and was usually in the COVINA area. I don’t know what is up with those lips, last time I saw lips like that they had a hook in it. Any help from the dirty army on who it is would be appreciated.
THE DIRTY ARMY: If you’re an online dater (Coffee Meets Bagel is where I found this leech), beware of this girl named Sandy Cheerou Liu [Sandy Pandy (Liu Mang) on facebook], who lives in West Covina, CA and is a physician’s assistant at a major hospital. She will feign interest in you ONLY to coerce you into paying for more expensive dates with her in which she will order plenty of pricey dishes and expensive cocktails to her desire and have you pay for it all. If you suggest a cheap place to eat, she won’t go with you…until you propose a fancier place.