THE DIRTY ARMY: So ladies this here is Brandon Newman. Looks charming right? Yup thought so too. But I am gonna go ahead an warn ya; first he is a drunk. Second he is a drunk that lives with his grandma and still has a curfew. I mean he is a grown ass man who still gets in trouble and has to go home to Grandma. Also he his a basic a55 fukboy. So be careful ladies he does his fair share of getting around… just want you to know what your getting into before you dive in
THE DIRTY ARMY: Never in my life that I imagined that I would encounter such a crazy person. Nancy has to be one of the meanest and saddest individuals to exist. If there was ever a time that I could have erased someone from my memory this would be that time. It was in the summer of 2009 that I met this beauty but since then my life has been in turmoil. I remember she started out being really nice even one time paid for my meal. Since then it’s been a complete 180 this girl will suck you dry. There was many times I wanted to just leave but I knew that she was trying to be a better person. We even thought about buying a home together a couple of years ago. The only thing I can be happy about is that we never had kids. We almost got engaged. When I was working at my old job she tried to threaten a girl there she was just my co-worker who would contact me on email. There were times when I would get them really late because she would not want to forget the next morning. We work in a very time sensitive job and it was important to be able to do all that stuff. my notifications would go off and she would look at my phone. I would show her the email and she would see that it was just work related but then she would ask why she thought she would email me so late. When I turned my notifications off she ended up getting suspicious of that. It’s like I couldn’t win. I was screwed no matter what I did. That was the best. Those were the best of times. From then on she looking at everyone who would text me or call me. She would tell me why is your mom calling you so much. Why are you talking to your sister so much? What is the point of all this? I know that I have never cheated on her. I know that I was too young to get married but I stayed with her. I’ve had my car keyed, I’ve had my apartment get searched up and down by her. I was always questioned. Then all of a sudden I get w new job and I have to travel a couple of times a year. On those days she wouldn’t answer she would check all my messages. She would make sure I wasn’t doing anything when I was out of town. My problem was that she wouldn’t communicate with me when I was gone. Ok? When I started to get mad about her not answering or being slow to reply when I was gone and why I was scrutinized so much she would just get mad. Last year I left four of my scheduled work trip. When I came home I found part of a condom wrapper under the bed. After a long week of fighting, she admitted she had slept with someone else but she made a mistake because she went out with her girlfriends and got too drunk. One of the guys that knew a girlfriend of hers dropped them all off and stayed with them because he was then too drunk to leave. He wasn’t too drunk to sleep with my Nancy. I can’t believe she would just do that after all the years we have spent together. It’s been a tough year. We were working through it. She started going out more often without me. I didn’t mind because I would go to hang out with the fellas. I like to drink but I don’t get too drunk anymore. She, on the other hand, began to come home drunker. It was funny at first and we had fun in the sack but in the last few months, she started passing out and even puking. Then she would be hung over all the next day. I got sick of it and told her she couldn’t go out as much anymore. I would go with her more often but then she would start fights with me. So I stopped. Then she accused me of not loving her. It’s been a mess. She’s crazy I swear. So a few weeks ago she completely moved out. She didn’t even have much stuff. She is now dating another guy. I wasted a decade of my life because this girl is so crazy she wanted to settle down but couldn’t ever keep a good job longer than a couple of years and as she got older she started acting younger. She now will not reply she refuses to see me. She just wants to be out getting drunk with her other friends who can’t keep a man. If you see nancy out tell her hi for me fellas. Good luck because she will waste a decade of your life. Now I’m in my late thirty’s and I have to start all over again with who knows what other crap is out there. Never date a girl who isn’t serious who can’t keep a job!
THE DIRTY ARMY: She is a snitch 4 the cops she’s a rat you can come by her picture back stain ho
THE DIRTY ARMY: First of all Mary is probably the nastiest girl you’ll ever meet. Guys you need to be careful with this one. She will rob you she will take all your stuff and even steal your phone. She’s too dumb to understand that when you steal someone’s phone you can’t go and put your service on it. We can’t all be fooled by this girl. She is the merry-go-round of the town. If you want to be with her all you have to do is buy her a couple drinks at the bar and she will be yours until you realize how much you’re actually losing. Stay away from Mary TANNER we can’t all be fooled by this girl. She is the merry-go-round of the town. If you want to be with her all you have to do is buy her a couple drinks at the bar and she will be yours until you realize how much you’re actually losing. Stay away from Mary Tanner! She’s insane!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick, These two worthless human beings cannot stop screwing one another. Sex addiction is a real disease and these two perverts are highly infected by it. The skanks are tearing their own families apart and making their poor children suffer. Just the other day, her husband walked in on them, and look at the photos he was able to get. This has been going on for years now and the gold digging sausage gap wife Julee just can’t seem to keep her loose lips tucked away from this pile of sh1t Jeremy. She wants her sausage cake, and to eat it too…manipulates her husband because she needs his money but can’t seem to stop laying it out for Mr. Mexi Trash Jeremy. Nick, these two were literally caught with their pants down for the 23rd time. I mean look at their faces. How this shit bag has legs still is beyond me. But hey, if he likes worn out roast beef curtains that simulate an Arby’s double French dip…more power to him.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dude has had 3-4 woman pregnant (two of them within two months of each other) within the last two years. He doesn’t support or take care of his kids. He lives in his parents basement and has never been on his own (he’s 30) He is in the US working on a DACA Visa and his preying on nieve young woman in order to try to get a marriage license so he won’t have to leave the country once his visa is up at the end of the year. He is has several secret online dating accounts that he is active on. He will start throwing around “love” on the first date in order to convence these girls he’s in love. He’s very charming but dude can look anyone in the eye and lie without flinching. He is the scum of the earth.