Johanna Kellner

Johanna Kellner

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Trying to sum this atomic floozy up in a short story is going to be difficult. One could write a novel on how absolutely disgusting she is. well known as ” hojanna” she spreads her nasty legs to everything that will give her attention. Thanks to her the greater population of Wichita has drds. Her husband divorced her after she wh*red around and gave him the disease that keeps giving. When she walks by you , you can smell her nasty root crotch. It is well known to hold your breath if you see her about to walk near you. If you don’t give her the attention she wants she will go” single white female” crazy. She literally made herself look exactly like s guy’s wife, tried to eliminate the wife by messaging lies to get about the husband so she could move in on him. She hides behind machines at the gym and takes pictures of the men she wants to victimize. Sleeps with married Rich men so she can blackmail them to earn a living. Disgusting Wichita celebrity whore

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  1. HiJanuary 18, 2019 at 3:31 PM

    I know her some from the gym. She has always been nice to me.

  2. BrandonJune 21, 2018 at 5:14 AM

    This girl is gross!

    There are some mental issues for sure and you can see this if you spend anytime with her.

    She’s a serial dater, but once any guy spends time with her they soon realize that it’s not worth the drama. Her ex husband knew this when she started cheating on him.

    In her personal life she’s kinda a loser and uses her looks (lack there of because she’s getting old and chain smokes) to get by.

  3. AliJune 7, 2018 at 1:48 PM

    Johanna has looked the same for over a decade. I’m not sure how she “made herself look exactly like a guy’s wife.” Because, clearly that’s not true. I’ve also worked out with her. Hiding behind machines at the gym? Lol. No, she’s focused on her work outs. And, she’s the one that asked for a divorce. Like many of us, relationships don’t always work. She always smells pretty good when I’ve been around her. These are all lies. If I had to guess, from some jealous person. She’s obviously gorgeous and successful. When you have everything going for you, others want to tear you down. But you know, the universe has a way of retaliation. #karma #itscomingforyou #watchandlearn

  4. L-uJune 4, 2018 at 6:21 PM

    I worked with this Gal at a couple of places, She was fun to be around and wasn’t ever a sloot. Thinking ugly girls with bad work ethic and worse teeth got butt-hurt she was their boss.

  5. TaraJune 4, 2018 at 6:04 PM

    I love how people hide behind their “big” words online but don’t put a name to flagrant lies. I’m sorry failure caused such an insecurity that you would rather cut a successful woman down than try and bring yourself up. But let me know the names of the people who did this. I have a feeling it was the same “stalkers” reported to the police because they were fired. Come find me!

  6. ReefttyJune 4, 2018 at 7:51 AM

    She’s gross AF and a smoker. Stage 5 Clinger.

    • LolJune 11, 2018 at 8:23 PM

      Meth smoker at that

  7. AssificiandoJune 2, 2018 at 5:08 PM

    Can i get her number ? Shes hot.

  8. LucyJune 1, 2018 at 11:37 AM

    I know her. Unfortunately she has many haters. Mostly because she was a female in a leadership role and has had to fire dramatic, catty female employees who wouldn’t do their jobs. Probably a disgruntled ex employee is exactly who wrote this crap. Stop being jealous of Johannas accomplishments and get a life. Johanna is probably the least slutty woman I know. Unfortunately for all you that want drama, her sexual history is about as exciting as going to the library.
    Don’t believe everything you read online.

  9. FunK_illerMay 29, 2018 at 8:43 AM

    She has bad skin….dealbreaker

    • LolJune 6, 2018 at 10:02 PM

      I can’t stop laughing! Sounds like whatever guy she slipped the disease into might be a little bitter. This sounds like it came from experience not just jealousy. But nonetheless hilarious.

      • LysiaJune 7, 2018 at 12:32 PM

        Bitter part of one…Candace party of one. Too stupid to know phones can be tracked?

  10. OkMay 28, 2018 at 12:07 PM

    She has perfect teeth

  11. TigreMay 27, 2018 at 8:50 PM

    I lived in Wichita for 21 years and never saw a woman who looked this hot. She could own the city if she wanted it

  12. Prince WilliamMay 27, 2018 at 8:42 PM

    Word up