The Dirty Army: Nik, name is David Laggan and I am a 40 year old drunk slut. You can always find me out at a local Parma bar getting sloshed with a bunch of young girls in their early 20's since they are the only ones stupid enough to sleep with me if I buy them drinks. I sometimes drink to the point that I piss myself when sleeping. My house is the party spot for all young kids ( even underage) but I'm never going to do anything with myself, so let's party my life away! I've been fired for fraud from Benefits Solution and now I'm a petty recruiter for Staff finders lol. If you need a janitor or plumber, I'm your guy!
The Dirty Army: Nik this hoe be thinking she's the shi*. She works at Secrets and Flynts and who knows how many guys she's banged for money. She doesn't have any friends cuz she f's they man in they car in the parking lot of her work. She be acting like she's getting money, but she's the worst stripper I ever saw. chick can't even get 100 a night.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ugly thing goes around telling people she looks like Angelina Jolie…She clearly needs a reality check. She’s had many run ins with the law and got charged with grand theft auto and dui’s. Still lives at home with her creepy dad and doesn’t work. She tried to quit drinking because she started becoming an alchy. The turning point for that was when she woke up one morning next to an amputee in bed with her which she didn’t even recall how she got there. Talk about a disaster.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce Michelle Anderson. She’s almost fourty years old, has four kids, and only knows who the father is to ONE of them. She pops out kids like candy so she can collect food stamps and free healthcare, and leaches off the system. She has abandoned her kids, multiple times, at her exes house (who lives in complete filth) while she goes out to pop pills and party, even though her ex abuses the kids and molests her girls. She has admitted multiple times she wished she could get rid of her kids, she won’t keep a normal job and is completely delusional. She keeps moving from house to house, because she is constantly getting evicted, myself and several people have called CPS on her, but she moves so much, they literally can’t keep up with her. She’s more worried about sucking dick and partying, than she is about if her kids have clean clothes or food. She’s a huge disgusting POS, and lives in the delusional fairy tale that she’s hot shit. If you meet her, stay farrrrr away.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me how hot this girl is? She met my boys in Vegas for Super Bowl 50 at Mandalay. “Atmosphere model”… Two months later she’s in Cabo with her friends sucking and f**king. Finally, a porta potty who is worth the $$ and rumor has it she’s into three ways and doesn’t say no. She is also discreet and won’t post any personal info or photos on Instagram. I know Cleveland sucks, especially with the whole Johnny Manziel fiasco, but I know Johnny would… Would you?
Answer: No, I would never sleep with any Cleveland product — doesn’t matter what she looks like.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I start? Should I start with how she ruined relationships and left her husband who was devoted to her for 10 years? Or withthe fact she has multiple drd’s and denies it while passing them around to how many guys? Or the fact that she worked for a city but was a huge addict the entire time?…This girl is a leech and will suck guys dry, shell take what she wants from who she wants regardless if their already dating someone or how she will ruin their relationship…She thinks shes hot s’it and goes out of her way to draw red circles to call them freckles so she can look like the Wendys logo…Who does that, seriously?…This girl is nasty and an effin whack job.