THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hide your kids, girlfriends, boyfriends this girl will try and get with them all. Giant home wrecker who enjoys the thrill of destroying people. Mooches on her friends not sure if she even has her own place to live. As you can tell, not much class there. Strips and bartends at siren strip club I’m sure you could smell her kitty from the parking lot. Make you doc appt now if you plan on getting with her you’ll need those antibiotics
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Christopher Mitchell aka Kyle Prescott which is his gay porn star name. He claims to be a millionaire making $30k to $40k a week despite living in an apartment and not owning a car or holding a drivers license. His full time job is actually trying to scam other people out of money for his own income. You can find him at any LA Fitness locations throughout Columbus taking selfies or making videos claiming college is a scam. This dude is on so many steroids that he is literally crazy and not safe to be around. Be warned Columbus.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Megan, formally know as CG girl in Cleveland. This whore now lives in Columbus and works at Yogis and still thinks she’s the hottest sh*t in town. Her boyfriend Dan broke up with her because he suddenly wants to live a wholesome, sober life without all the alcohol, cocaine and adderall pills that Megan comes along with. Would you do her Nik?
Answer: No, this is a terrible ‘where are they now’. CG-Girl’s eyebrows haven’t evolved.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy is this sh*t. This past February, Marina Lonina, 18, allegedly watched as another teenager was raped by Raymond Gates, 29, a man that they had met the previous day while hanging out at the mall. Rather than trying to stop the attack or call for help, police say Ohio teenager pulled out her phone, launched the Periscope application, and began to lifestream the entire ordeal. She said she was “caught up in the likes”. Teens are getting dumber and dumber. Social media is going to be the end of us.
When they say the robots will win… this is what they mean.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a fool who messaged my fiancé when we started dating. Now she went a step further and is engaged to my ex. She can’t seem to get enough with her manly ass face and cottage cheese thighs. I hope you enjoy the many drd’s Brian probably got from all the med school skanks he hooked up with… Wouldn’t be surprised if she had one though considering she is a thirsty ass who knows men are taken and tries her hardest to get attention from them because she has a disgusting body and looks like a FAT Brooke Hogan!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so according to Facebook, it’s Ryan McNeeley’s birthday in a couple days so my friend and I figured we’d submit him as a present. After some persuasive tactics, we convinced him to take these newest pictures. Make sure to post all three pictures so viewers can enjoy the full experience. Please don’t front page it, though. I doubt he will want these public forever, but oh well! Maybe they will act as an ice breaker on first dates when his date Googles him, lol Happy Birthday Ryan!
Self post.- nik