Dakota McDonald

Dakota McDonald

Dakota McDonald

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this guy right here has got to be the biggest man whore in coquitlam he has lists of all the girls hes slept with in alphabetical order he sleeps with nasty girls and normal girls hes far from attractive and ronchy he needs to face reality and get off his high horse he thinks he’s the shit when he’s gross and girls that have been with him are embarrassed!

I’m more concerned about the dude with the Ed Farty shirt and the receding hairline.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Delaware Sloot

biggest hoe in delaware ohio

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty little thing (the one with black hair) is cheynea andrews. she is known ALL over ohio for being the biggest skank. she bragged about having sex with 10 guys in a WEEK. this bitch is now pregnant, an claims her current boyfriend is the babys dad, BUT how would she even know when she had over 4 boyfriends this past month.? she even dated an older man, an when i say older, i mean 43 (shes 19) this bitch needs to be put on blast an needs a plug put up her cooter. all i wonder is what do these guys see in her?

A warm hole.- nik

AC Slater Comes To Delaware

AC Slater comes to Delaware??????

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Bar in Delaware the Dizzy Bulldogs brings celebrities to there venue like every month Mario Lopez was there this past weekend. Delaware has lame bars and NO clubs def not a place a celebrity wants to come to but he keeps paying and they keep coming. Nik you think the money is that tight for these celebs or the money is to good to turn down? And they got Vinny from the jersey shore coming next. The place is small how they pulling this off?

You know your town has a problem when AC Slater is the only one with a normal shirt on.- nik

Meathead Madness

Meathead Madness

Meathead Madness

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,. This is Matt. He thinks he’s the sh*t because he’s tan and “built”. What most of his female victims don’t know is that he used to be the fat kid in high school, until he moved out after graduation and lost all his weight – literally, all of it. His extracurricular activities are tanning, going to the gym everyday, having “dates” with his bff (another gym junky), shooting needles full of steriods into his *ss, taking pictures of his lumpy d*ck and sending them to multiple girls, lying his *ss off, shaving his entire body, chasing after girls fresh outta high school (he’s 25!), and studying the movie “How to be a Player”. He is the most pathetic wanna-be Jersey Shore player. Everytime he runs around on a girl, he gets caught. What kind of player is that? He is 100% FAKE. The best part of it all is that he claims interracial relations is “gross”, but he recently started running around with a black girl. Ladies, take the warning . . . He’s NO good!

Tan and in shape…sure you sent in the right pics.  This guy looks like he slices pepperonis for a living.- nik

Ronnie From The Shore


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  Ronnie is sooo the worst of the Jersey shore cast he was at “the dizzy Bulldog” in DE saturday night… He must be the lowest paid! But look he must be off the juice, he shrunk, and now is trying to rep SGM!

These guys are trying to get $30k an episode for next season.  I personally think only Snookie and The Situation should get $20k each and the others should get $5k each per episode.- nik

Caption Of The Day


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

YMCA Forgy? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Big D

King of the Hill the early years.

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