The Standards Of Beauty Are Whack


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been following this girl for a couple years now and I’m so in love. (I’m a women) Saw her on this site and am shocked that people think she is ugly! People smoking crack on this site or something?  I love the fact that she doesn’t get all this botched surgery on her face like all the bitches on this site, looking like a tranny. Anyways, she is a NATURAL beauty. (Besides her boobs), I think her face is cute, seductive lips, cute nose, little face… Reminds me of a mouse🐭 LOVE IT.  She doesn’t need to get anything done. Her body is out of this world, her ass is all natural, it’s juicy but firm, not wide, her legs go for daysss. Tiny waist, AND she is a petite size. Like she is my definition of perfect. She is super confident too which is so sexy. I would love to meet her but I feel that she is out of my league. And I doubt she likes chicks. At least I can admire from a far. Hands down hottest girl in Denver.

She is not hot to straight men, but I can see how the Mouse would convert in the Lesbian community.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Nasty ass Vanessa


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik plz explain to me how someone can be a ‘ lesbian ‘ but have 2 kids? Apparently vanessa has managed to just that. I think since guys stop finding her attractive she’s moved on to women. She’s constantly jumping from girl to girl with her kids (ugly asf btw) trying to find a place to live. How she still has custody is beyond me. If youre gonna be a hoe, then be a hoe, dnt drag your babies along. Poor kids are probably already f’ed up in the head. During the time of our friendship I seen her true colors n they were not pretty. Whem we ended our friendship it was a gain not a loss. She needs help, whether it be drug rehab or a makeup 101 class cuz that shi’s disgraceful along with her mothering skills.

Looks like a few of those tats were self applied.- nik

Stinky fish of Denver


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this local hoochie lesbian is the epitome of the word disgusting. She used her last girlfriend like a sponge in literally sucked everything she could out of her. She had nothing and not even her name when she started a local modeling business. When she got thrown off for being more than a whore she jumped on the next pair of lips that would fall for her disgusting and smelly coochie. Stop coming for girls who make more then you. You really need to stop being so disrespectful because now your personality is matching your outside ugly looks…

Mathilde Goehler Would Be The Perfect Nanny


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I don’t think it gets any better than this model from Denmark. Could she be your nanny?  Bro, just peep out that ITG!!!

Mathilde just had a child and has big feet. For a Danish she is pretty though.- nik

Back Seat Hopper


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Denvers dirtiest whore morgan martinez she uses men for money to buy drugs and party. She sleeps with all her ex baby daddy’s friends and asks them for money to party. You know that saying it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none well she lives up to that saying very well. Let’s see who else admits to paying for sex with this dirty whore. All the while where are her kids while she’s out partying…

Colt Martinez will put a ‘lil’ Captain in ya


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Colt Martinez. This douche is a teacher by day at Creighton Middle School, and Cub Master in our Scout group. He is by far one of the worst role models I have met in my experience. At night he is a man whore. As the title suggests he will deffinatly try to put a wee little captain in you if you are 1) female, and 2) have a pulse. I’ve known him for years and he’s never been faithful to his wife. Its so sad because she is a really kind person who doesn’t deserve a husband who’s constantly checking women out and having sex with other women. I can’t believe no one has told his wife. She must be oblivious to all the signs. He has made such a fool out of her all these years and I’m just sick of it, its so sad. Especially after finding out about the most recent woman he is having an affair with. Dude, seriously? Did you think you could hide things forever? We ALL know! You are so obvious. Be a grown up and exit your marriage if its that bad. I hope your wife does not forgive you and moves on to someone who will respect her because ‘once a cheater, always a cheater dude’. You know you are not going to stop cheating. You are dirty, just like your undies. Now you are on The Dirty and I guess you can’t hide it from the world any more can you?  Ladies of Colorado, if this man tries to talk to you, put on your big girl panties and run far far away because he only wants one thing.

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