Detroit

Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this chic Kate Lazarski goes by Haute Messs on instagram and claims to be the “influencer” of Detroit. She looks like half pig half gopher, sleeps with old married men for money, has a secret boyfriend and is thirsty like no other. She basically sells herself out for free food/coffee/drinks/clothes just to post on Instagram, when in reality she knows nothing about Detroit and wouldn’t last a minute in the REAL streets of Detroit.

She is the walking definition of everything that is going wrong in the revitalization of Detroit and represents GENTRIFICATION to the fullest. She spends her day trolling Insta trying to convince everyone she’s a blogger when all she wants is free sh*t. She also forgets from time to time to buy likes on her pics, which is laughable considering you have 11k followers but only 50-100 likes? HAHA. So Nik, would you do this broad?

I think a nose job will get her to 50k followers.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2235199

The Attorney Julia Opiela From Detroit

The Attorney Julia Opiela From Detroit

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is such a joke. She prides herself on being an attorney yet she wears the trashiest outfits from forever21 and dresses like a complete floozy. Julia’s instagram, diamondsandjulz, is far from her reality. She try’s to portray herself jetsetting with her hooker friends yet really she is living at home with her parents- so pathetic.

She also is constantly uploading old photos to try and look like she’s traveling because she’s so desperate to stay relevant but really the girl is just on her parents pathetic couch. Also, this girl is notorious for making every guy pay for her yet she doesn’t even put out. She expects people to take care of her flights, meals, hotel rooms, etc. yet calls herself a girlboss…. and it’s absolutely comical that she put “spokesmodel” in her IG description when she is far from a model and needs a nose job badly.

Julia’s glory days are in the passed and good luck to any guy that wants to date this gold digging con artist. I don’t even believe she’s an attorney because what attorney still lives at home and dresses like her? So gross.

She looks 38 years old to me (breast tissue gives it away).- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2233538

Leila Fawaz is a JOKE

Leila Fawaz is a JOKE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Leila Fawaz. Typical Dearborn loser who pretends she is so successful now that she’s a realtor but sells nasty cheap homes. Leila is such a loser that she buys all of her Instagram followers and likes as if people don’t know just to pretend she’s so successful now. HILARIOUS. She is also a dead beat mom whose baby daddy hates her and complains about how she embarrassed him because she sleeps with everyone in town. Leila sleeps with all of her friends over too. (Hence why she doesn’t have any). Recently she got an ass job and pretends it’s “all natural” like we all know a 105 pound girl doesn’t grow an ass like that over night. She’s such a gross butterface. This girl deserves to be blasted.

Leila, if you can refrain from the half smile… it’s creating a snaggle tooth effect for me.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2232652

Lavonne and Lavia Yousif are horrible individuals!!

Lavonne and Lavia Yousif are horrible individuals!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the biggest floozies in Michigan, Lavonne Yousif and Lavia Yousif. Not only do they love to sleep with their friends boyfriends but they’re sisters who share the same men too. (Gross!!!!) These girls have the worst reputation in Michigan by far. (Notice how they always have a new friends because they can’t keep any). These chicks are trash who will never amount to anything. They think they’re hot sh*t after all their botched plastic surgery (Fake nose, boobs, lips, teeth, botox etc) and now and act like their sh*t doesn’t stink, but they’re actually big losers who still live with their parents because no man is dumb enough to want to marry them. These girls are such horrible people Nik, and all they do is sit around making fake Instagram accounts bashing any girl they’re jealous of or texting people from fake phone number apps insulting them because they’re insecure pussies in real life. Not to mention these girls will do anything to scam a rich guy for expensive gifts. (Chanel, Louboutin, Cartier you name it) most of them are married too. These girls have no shame, Nik.

I bet they taste the same.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2232522

Scott Guilford Barton of Brighton

Scott Guilford Barton of Brighton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of sh*t Scott Guilford Barton right here is the worst of the worst that God’s green earth has ever produced. First of all, he loves sleeping with other people’s wives and ruining families. Has multiple DRDs, likes to pretend to be some great military veteran, when in reality he was just a giant f**k up to his family and was forced to go to military school. Is a disgrace to every former and current military person out there. Preys on vulnerable women who are having marital and relationship issues at bars and on Facebook by telling lies that he makes 6 figures and lives in a mansion. The reality is he drives a pos old Ford Taurus that needs a jump everywhere his incredible fat ass goes, and also lives with roommates in a sh*t house. This fat f**k will come to your house,play with your kids, eat your food, sleep with your wife, and then walk outside and change his clothes in the road, for all your neighbors to see his disgusting fat body. I’m amazed anyone in flight industry specifically Oakland County airport and Livingston County airport will even employ this lying,nmanipulative,nhomewrecking, fat, pretending to be real military, 5 star alcoholic, perverted and overall evil person anymore. How does is fat ass even fit in a cockpit??? These are questions that keep me up at night.. seriously how does he fit??

https://thedirty.com/?p=2227762

Female Journalists Get A Pass

Female Journalists Get A Pass

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, it seems everyone is coming for the male reporters, journalists, and celebrities. What about the female ones? There have got to be tons of female journalists, reporters, and celebs who have been doing harassment who are female. Do you agree? Note: not saying anyone in this photo did. Just in general.

The females are worse than the males. You know how many boobie traps I get on a constant basis trying to get me in trouble. At least 13 a month… luckily I don’t see body parts the same way as the normal journalists. But still… it’s sad to see the downfall, why the voices now? And no guy is going to #metoo because he will look soft.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2226801