Pair of Cheaters


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found these nudes in my now ex-boyfriend’s phone. Her name is Kim and she’s married. One look at the poopy worn down dirt trail discoloration of her ass cheeks and her leathery, black sagging vagina lips and I gaged. How can any guy get a hard on from this? Should I even be mad about this? If anything I feel bad for her husband. He has to sleep with that for the rest of his life.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Krista Anson Down river Stank


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a prime example of a nasty stank ho, Krista anson from Lincoln park. Beware all you men out there, in or near metro Detroit thinking about dating or entering into a relationship with Krista anson. This woman is out for herself period she does give a sh’t about anything but what she can bleed out of the poor man, that she’s sets her sights on. Krista loves to lay down a great sob story,crying saying she needs money for this or that. Dont fall for this woman’s crocodile tears all she wants money for is to feed her drug habit P.s guys out there do yourself a favor clear of this gold digging tramp.

Tamer Alwerfalli Is Such A Low Life


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a man by the name of Tamer Alwerfalli was recently posted on here. I want to start off by saying that everything the poster wrote about him was true. Not only is Tamer a douche with a 2 inch penis, but he really does think he’s gods gift to earth. Recently Tamer traded his Aston Martin in for a Bentley and now thinks he’s even more of a big deal than before. (All of which is a compensation for his tiny dick) The best part? Tamer fools everyone into thinking he’s rich but he never actually purchases any of these cars he drives. Think about it. The guy lives in a crappy/cheap condo but drives a Bentley? Doesn’t add up. Tamer is also known at MGM casino for having a terrible gambling addiction which is where he’s made most of his money. I can’t believe people actually gravitate towards this loser when he sh*t talks everyone behind their back. This 40 year old low life is so full of himself he takes more selfies than any girl I know and gossips more than any girl I know. Yuck. Anyone who falls for this guy is definitely lacking brain cells.

I thought people in Detroit hate foreign cars?- nik



Chest of a Pre-teen


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my name is Chris Sisto and I still do M*’h I’ve even tried pepsi but I lie to my friends and family and act like I don’t do any of that stuff anymore because I’m good at manipulating ppl to make them believe that I’m this good caring person who loves my daughter when truth be told I don’t I still [removed] t’s wrong.. I abused my daughters mom every chance I got every time she stepped out of line. I sleep with all my best friends girlfriends or wives I send nude pics of my d’ck to them if confronted bout it I’ll lie to your face you wouldn’t know the difference anyway if I was telling the truth cause I never tell the truth.


Tamer Alwerfalli Is A Joke


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you… Tamer Alwerfalli. Also known as the biggest nut rider in Dearborn. Tamer is the quintessential Dearborn douche whose ego is ten times the size of his actual penis. (Which from what I hear is extremely tiny) At the age of 40 Tamer is still single and thinks he’s ‘the man’ because he recently opened a dumpy bar in West Dearborn that caters to purple crayons. It’s actually quite hilarious to watch the way he walks around the place as if he’s God’s gift to earth and how seemingly cool he portrays himself to be with his midlife crisis Aston Martin parked outside. (Don’t worry ladies and gents I’ve only witnessed this firsthand because I was forced to go inside. Never would this visual have been taken place by choice!) What’s Tamers claim to fame? A shitty movie entitled Forbidden Fruits that he played in.  Second claim to fame? An acquaintance to Eminem dated back to what feels like the 1800’s.  Oh and let’s not forget how Tamer use to boast for years about how he bagged Miss USA circa 2010. (Nobody cares bud) Tamer Alwerfalli is the type who goes to great lengths to portray the image of being a ‘baller’ that he will actually buy a car that is completely out of his budget and costs three times more than the dump he lives in. Tamer is the type who will buy a fake watch but rag on someone in a fake pair of jeans. (Ass backwards) And last but not least Tamer is the type to date a whore who was featured on The Dirty. Two peas in a pod? (.. it’s time this dirt bag gets blasted.

How can you live in Detroit and wear a Laker jersey?- nik

Stinks of Twink


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Danny Feddericci this chump is 39 years old and sleeps on a mattress on the floor still. He thinks he’s some prestige movie director but really he’s a f’ing retard with a huge drug problem with ket***ne and pepsi. He has multiple twink boyfriends that he rolls up to party’s with and does Molly off their dick I use to be one of them. This a-hole needs to stay in a K-hole I’m not putting him on blast because he f’s gay male hookers on the low it’s because he gave mouth drd to my favorite 17 year old nephew now he’s constantly getting bullied in school. F’ Daniel Feddericci

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