The Dirty Army: Nik, this is Stacey Cisco. Self proclaimed mother of the year. Just happens to be one of the biggest jokes ever apart from the story of her sorry ass life... that's a great one too! Stacey is almost not human. She reminds me more of leather face from Texas chainsaw massacre or beef jerky. She's in her mid 30's, has two bastards by two different men which wouldn't bother me any if she didn't go around bragging how she survived the alleged dosmetic assault of her first failed marriage by the same man that she sticks her first son with almost all of the time, while baby daddy #2 and kid #2 also take the back burner to her "life". Stacey is a hairdresser (big surprise there) and her biggest achievement is how she's a "belly dancer" AKA stripper on the side when work gets slow because who in their right fu'ing mind would choose this bozo the clown as their stylist, out partying pretty much any given night of the week, doing illegal drugs such as Adderall she's not prescribed to, a nasty coc*'ne addiction (God knows how she pays for that habit... maybe that belly dancing though she claims she makes 6 figures) and cheating on her current boyfriend of some years any chance she gets. Then she complains about how he doesn't want to be a family and settle down with her... Gee, I wonder why. My 21 year old cousin ran into her at a club in Ferndale over the summer and she was seen walking around cluelessly for 40 minutes asking people for Molly. F''k spending time with your kids right? She pretty much just takes photos with her kids on her way out the door and wants everyone to think she's this perfect individual when in reality, she's a monster, a sad excuse for a parent, and a waste of space and time. Not to mention her pathological lying habit. For instance lets touch base on her supposed 6 figure income... Then why the f''k was she on bed rest with her second child by mistake begging on go fund me for a handout. Who knows what she did while carrying that lead up to her supposedly needing bed rest if it was ever even true. I figured it was time someone called her out on her sh't.