THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Sophie Christensen — a sex addicted idiot who has ruined two of my friends marriages so far. Here’s the kicker the two husbands she had sex with were over 60 years old. This chubby piece of trailer trash doesn’t care how fat wrinkly and old the guy is as long as she gets paid.
Sophie writes down her number for Nobu customers she wants as clients and will charge anywhere from $300-$600 depending on their looks and what they want her to do. Sophie and her equally retarded boyfriend are both drug addicts who rely on Sophie’s escort business to get their fix of yayo in everyday.
They’re so hooked on drugs they have zero empathy for the families they destroy. Here’s the best part Sophie has a DRD and doesn’t let her clients know about it. Her boyfriend probably has it too and might of given it to her. Hey Sophie here’s some advice — drop the drug addict boyfriend who’s using you, go to rehab, get a degree and stop RUINING PEOPLES LIVES!!! When she’s short on money she’ll actually drive from Huntington to Newport and Laguna to stalk her clients until they pay her for “services” SHES SO CREEPY!!!
Finally a good submission. Nobu Malibu is my favorite restaurant (I have never been), I can just tell it’s my favorite because of Instagram. I haven’t been to the Newport location… too many old dudes trying to find side tails… I started calling these guys Javier’s instead of Trouts (that bar/restaurant in Crystal Cove is automatic cookie for Riverside prices).- nik