Former MLB player Chad Allen Is Still Using Women But Not Viagra

Former MLB player Chad Allen Is Still Using Women But Not Viagra

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, former MLB player Chad Allen is still attempting to burn through women like a P4P burns through lube. While whispering sweet nothings and jumping from city to city in MiLB league as a coach, his pickin’s are slim but his man boobs aren’t. His narcissistic personality allows him live in the illusion he is living the dream. Unfortunately, his history of steroid use left him with a few issues, and behind that fake “thank you Mam and darling,” a sociopath with a limp biscuit will leave you running for a hockey player faster than you can scream “Lace Em up.”

OP- thanks for the artwork. Ladies, let this be a warning to all- never trust a man who requests extra towels and places a toothbrush in selfies. To me its a sign of a soap stealer, which equals massive issues.- nik

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