Harrison Smith is a Professional Creeper

Harrison Smith is a Professional Creeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the man Harrison Smith is literally the biggest POS on the planet. First off he’s a closet homo, he molested other guys during his boarding school days at Rumsey Hall and Suffield Academy. In college at Rollins he dealt with his demons by doing ungodly amounts of pepsi and sexually assaulting women because it was the only way for him to get laid.

Then at New world capital in NYC he was hit with so many sexual harassment lawsuits by female employees that the only place he could get a job was overseas so he went to Mongolia. Now he’s in Texas and another woman claims he sexually assaulted her after doing yayo. How do I know all this?…. Because I’m his father. Please help my son, Nik.

Nothing I can do. Your sperm is not pure. I blame your diet.- nik


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