Jennifer Harvey Of San Diego, California
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok gang, careful of this chick — she’s fat, chunky monkey style, farts at restaurants, and loves to stalk people. No joke. She stalks men and women. She’s a crazyyyyy person and you should watch out –trust me– she loves to play games with people and rumor has it that this chick never made it to college. Yep –she’s number one in San Diego– just all the desperate men!
There’s nothing wrong with farting in restaurants… I always fart in public places to feel one with the masses. My favorite place to fart is the line at FIVE GUYS. Usually pre-game to cleanse the air flow.- nik