Kenny Green is Secretly Gay
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stupid forgy right here Kenny Green is a poor idiot who works as a server in Las Vegas. He makes $12 an hour working at the Paris Hotel Buffet and still lives at home with his parents at age 30. He’s dating a skinny gypsy who weighs 80 pounds named Aspen Tyagi and hooked up with her even when he knew she was legally married. Everyone knows he is bisexual, but pretends to be straight so he doesn’t get made fun of by the poor people he works with. Blast this forgy, Nik.