Mitchie Ortiz Is Open For Business
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my only excuse for sleeping with Mitchie Ortiz is that it was dark and I couldn’t see. She’s 37 years old, and thinks she’s a porn star. While I was screwing her, she kept whining that her boyfriend was a lowly house painter and didn’t have enough money to provide her with the things she deserved. She works as a secretery at Ross & Anglin and kept telling me about all of the married men she’s been with. She’s proud of her dirty ways!
Ok well let’s make her immortal today. Mitchie- congrats, you’re on TheDirty.- nik