Nick Badry of Camrose
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pasty White Boy’s name is Nick Badry. Vampire lookin mofo, might be from like a sun allergy or something, but as he doesn’t have one of those it’s most likely because of his meth and crack addiction (pepsi sometimes to mix it up you know how it is). Can’t get much sun when you’re hiding away with the scum of Scamrose chasing an escape from the prime example of a nobody’s life he’s created for himself. Family and friends want the best for him and want him single to smarten up but is it the drugs that keep him stupid or the pathetic attempts at appreciation the child killer gives his massive insecurity? Say no to drugs people.
His chick looks nothing like Bella Swan. It’s a hard pass for me.- nik