Sarah Melissa Michaud of Maple Ridge
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is a complete and total gold digger. She was with her fiancé for four years and was cheating on him with a new guy each week. She had two guys in different cities in her phone and was pretending to be in a relationship with them while being engaged to another. When her fiancé started realizing she was lying, she started searching for a way to take all his money and property he had. Unfortunately for her, someone told him the truth and he got away. One time she told a guy she would let him do anal on her if he brought her a bagel. The same night she met up with two other men at different times. She will always lie. She told her work she had a kid so she could take extended time off to party whenever she wanted. She goes to Value Village to buy new underwear between men and doesn’t wash them before putting them on. Her idea of getting clean is splashing water on her lady bits while sitting in a tub. She thinks she is the hottest girl around, but she is the dirtiest of the dirty. If you wanna keep your money, sanity and stay clean, steer clear of this chick or find her at the local country bar looking for a new target.