Sasha Earl of Scottsdale, Arizona
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sasha Earl… This wretched chick is the reason why strippers get a bad reputation. As you can probably see, she is fake from head to toe physically. EVERYTHING on the girl is phony from the shoddy fake spray tan to the hideous duck lips. At some point, she may have been a man, presumably due to the over-bearing masculine facial features, extremely deep voice, & massive shoulders.
She is one of those girls who doesn’t ever go to work, but then complains that they can’t afford their bills. Assuming most of her collected cash goes to meth, she finds other ways of coming up with funds. But here is the best part… she is also a mother! She does not live with her oldest child due to her being a total train wreck, & complains she can’t afford formula for her youngest.
She gets off on screwing taken & married men while most likely spreading disease around Scottsdale. Not to mention, it seems like she is constantly pregnant! She just had a child this past year & has no idea who the father is & just two months ago, she was pregnant again! And not to my surprise, she didn’t’t know who the sperm donor was in that case either! She did have an abortion apparently & thank goodness she did because I’m not sure her lady parts could get any more ravaged than they already are! This girl does not deserve to have her kids or any pity from anyone. She needs to get it together!
Anybody in Scottsdale know what happened to Picture Lady. I’m just curious if she’s dead yet. I’m trying to do the math in my head… I’m guessing she’s around 76 years old now. I miss our conversations at PCL when we would talk about how much 944 magazine (RIP) was screwing her.- nik