Tanden Hayes Of Hawaii
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Tanden Hayes has got to be the dirtiest douche ever existed. He’s a pathological liar and a narcissist. He’s slept with almost every girl on this island, his reputation is so bad and they all know him as Small Greg Tanden (SGT). I’m surprised his small Greg hasn’t fallen off yet. Not only is he a snake that messes with girls minds, he’s also a loser. He was in jail for a year, can’t drive, and never graduated but claims he has so much money. He’s an aspiring model with JACKED up teeth and a dirty small Greg. And when I say dirty I mean dirty.
Wow. Isn’t this my Quarterback?- nik