The Underground Needs To Shut Down

The Underground Needs To Shut Down

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, one of my favorite cities is Chicago. I visit every summer because the girls are easy, plus I’m a Cubs fan and the other seasons are miserable in the Chi. Well, last week, I did my usual stop at The Underground to find Polish hotties and holy crap was the crowd scary. Yes, it was that bad. The GM Dean is letting anyone in now. I mean anyone. Nik, the legs on some of these girls made me feel like I was at a summer camp in Minnesota. So, my advice to peeps visiting is simple: don’t go to The Underground unless you hate your life. Ok back to my championship Cubbies. #DAStrong

Do the Shomos (Short Homo Twins) still DJ at this place?- nik

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