Tim Foti Has Asian Affairs on His Lunch Break
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tim Foti, an arrogant scumbag who sells chickens and rips off his Muslim customers by telling them that it’s “halal”, which of course it isn’t. This dirty ape also goes to brothels behind his girlfriend’s back and screws Asian hookers.
Juliana Kasparian, the gold-digging girlfriend he recently got engaged to, is obviously with him for the money because who else would be stupid enough to sign a lifetime contract with a guy who looks like a cross between Gollum and something from “Planet of the Apes”? This guy acts like he’s some kind of Adonis and boasts about how he always goes to the gym, even though his legs look as manly as the chickens that he sells. He’s so desperate to gain muscle that he bought bunk steroids from China and then bitched about getting an infection.
I also found out that he bangs his bro’s Vietnamese wife from the coffee shop during his lunch break. I wonder if he washes his hands before he goes back to work. No wonder he advertises his chickens at “wholesale prices.”
I don’t get it… so he’s the Armenian KFC.- nik