Worst Mormon on Earth — Audrey Caroline

Worst Mormon on Earth — Audrey Caroline

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is such a rat, Audrey Caroline was late to work today because she was busy screwing around with a bunch of Mormon dudes. She’s known for sleeping around and disobeying the orders of Joseph Smith, we need to expose her and stop this mayhem.

I was so obsessed with this Mormon chick named Robyn in High School, but when I realized she had hairier arms than me, I never spoke to her again. I was in love with her for 3 solid years and it literally ended in 3 minutes once I pet her arms.- nik


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