EMAIL from Gayviator: “My life is still better than yours let’s be honest nik.”

Gayviator what are you smoking because I want some. Anyone can take pictures with donkeys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I spotted Gayviator last night at Phillippe Chows wearing his fake designer sunglasses in the dark. The best part is that I went to the restroom and the guys washing their hands were talking about him. They were calling him Gayviator from the Dirty. It was a good laugh.

Gayviator where have you been? I heard you were butt hurt because people in Miami are calling you by your DIRTY CELEB name. Rumor has it you retired the shades for a month, but brought them back because nobody recognized you.- nik