Seattle Celeb Kalli or Whatever

Seattle Celeb Kalli or Whatever

THE DIRTY ARMY: I figured if she’s going to be a “Dirty Celeb,” she should probably start taking the job seriously. No more bad pictures, learn to use photoshop, and invest in Proactive. Also, continue to wear hats because the forehead is massive.

Yeah, Nickel you need to take this new found celebrity very seriously.  Your life is going to change and you will have fake friends soon… so try to be as hot as possible.- nik