THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, have you ever thought you should be safest in the company of a police officer, as they are one whom take an oath to protect and serve? Well think again! This dirty cop (Chris Johnson) can’t do any of that and only lives by his own rules, mostly bc he can. The dirtiest of all the dirties, with an ego larger than Everest, is just a narcissistic sociopath who only cares about himself. He cheats on every girl he dates and by this I mean actually has more than one “girlfriend” (long term). He is so disgusting he even enjoys prowling on “plenty of fish” saying he’s looking for love, but really just looking for his next conquest. When things go sour he tries to use his power of the law to threaten his lovers with restraining orders and even offers other members rewards for pulling his exes over and issuing tickets. Ladies beware of this man, he may come off all mighty and powerful on the outside, but is nothing more than a lack lustre douchebag on a power trip and don’t get me started on how terrible he is in bed, although he likes talking about how much he loves his own cock and watching himself in the mirror! CREEP!!!
Easy on the donuts, your gobbles showing.- nik