Hafiz the Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ay Yo Nik!!! please put this crazy ugly loser on blast! this is Hafiz and he always brags to my friends about being a proud “crckhead” he brags about living in Germany and in Norway and how many girls he can score with! this guy is a major loser! hes probably 30 but looks damn near 1000!! he has a weird obsession with posting photos of naked dogs and dog genitalia! he acts like he’s tough and when he comes around, everyone leaves!!! he talks about hating Islam as well, even though he’s a muslim! listening to his anti-islamic rants are hilarious! I also would like to warn any girls to keep his name in mind because he likes to prowl and find girls underrage as well! NIK, for the sake of all females on earth! put this loser on blast

That bottom pic looks like a chat roulette pose.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Get A Job Mel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this stupid bitch has been using people and ruining relationships for years and it’s about time she was put on blast, and I think you’re just the guy to help me do it. Her name is Mel, if you’re ever unfortunate enough to meet her she’s most easily recognized by her 40 year old soccer mom haircut or her 15 or so horrible tattoos. She’s covered in pictures of animals and stars it honestly looks like a twelve year old got to her with a pack of markers. Nothing demands respect like a frog on your thigh right? You’ll probably find her at a Wal-Mart or subway, but never on her own, there will always be someone else with her paying for her shit. She’s a dirty, useless parasite that will bitch and nag and make you feel obligated to buy her things because she’s too pathetic to support herself. Every job she gets (like 5 a year) she either quits cause she’s too lazy to drag her useless saggy ass out of bed before 10am, or gets fired. I think she’s litteraly earned less than 10 paycheques in 3 years, no joke. She’s never payed her own bills and has no concept of earning anything she has. Time for a wakeup call, hunny, 26 year olds should at least be able to pay their own phone bill! Not only does she take advantage of people financially but she has no problem with destroying relationships as well. She claims she’s been stomped on by so many men but don’t be fooled, those legs will spread at the slightest show of attention, wether she has a boyfriend or not. Everyone knows she’s cheated on every guys she’s been with including the dope she’s seeing now. Mel caught him bringing a bottle of wine to another girl’s place to ‘stay over and talk’ and took him back that night, telling all her friends that saw what was clearly going on to fck off in the process. These two are pefect for each other, Nik. But it’s time this dumb bitch got a reality check. Get a job, Mel. Then maybe you can get some of those disgusting tattoos removed!

What’s she showing off? cause it sure as hell isn’t her sun burn.- nik

Livermore Bar Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik This girl is named Erin Ahern. This bootydoo “belly sticks out more then her booty do” is our town bar fly, slut. She has slept with all the cowboys and every guy in this town! My boys call her “who hasn’t” cause everyone has a turn. She works at Cattlemens so she can meet more cowboys to fck. Beef bitch, your whats for dinner. What do you guys think about her? She’s 24 but looks like 40 to me!!!! Isn’t your most recent dive a trainer? If you chomped on some celery as much as you choked on dick you may look half way decent. Don’t think your special though honey who turns down leftovers? Maybe your weekend trips should be to the gym from now on? Happy hunting.

her pits would be sucking those +2’s up if it weren’t for her arms.  aka, refund gap.- nik

Douchebag PotHead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  josh bingaman is a loser pothead that is a physco that has a small Gregs and f*cks for 2 minutes if he is lucky! he has mincy faggot balls. he loves his xbox and jerks off to it. if he could f*ck the xbox red eye he would bc his little baby gerg would def fit. he has a ostrach neck and weighs 140 lbs. if he is lucky.

Xbox is dangerous.- nik

Ireland’s Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa. Irelands biggest model, reality star on big brother UK and ex girlfriend of Calum Best (son of soccer legend George Best) she is half Irish half Greek and was born in Dublin. She is often compared to Kim Kardashian and usually comes out on top.  Shes not your usual type, no +2s and brunette. Do you think shes the best the Irish have to offer?

She is a 6.7782661, way better looking than Kim Kardashian even with her huge blow hole.- nik

Danielle The Wannabe

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Danielle Juarez the wannabe model/club promoter. This b*tch thinks shes the hottest thing alive & thinks every man wants her. She is a club h*e. She f*cks any guy that comes around her look like she can pulls guys. What she doesn’t know is that she is a ugly, fake *ss h*e that is desperate for attention. She used to be a church girl & act like miss perfect, but she cheated on her husband with a random guy she met. Nik, put dis h*e on blast!

Hey Danielle your gums are bigger then your teeth….just so you know.- nik

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