THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to talk about this phony that I had the misfortune of meeting a few times. Her name is Melanie Murphy shes a popular Irish youtuber who is a droning wannabe clone of zoella on YouTube. She makes numerous amounts of fake YouTube accounts to troll herself and her fellow Irish youtubers. Melanie is so hellbent on out doing the rest of the youtubers that she will stop at nothing to make herself centre of attention that includes jumping on gay, bisexual bandwagons, eating disorders, depression anxiety anything that will make her seem likeable. She’s known to our community by burying other girls youtube channels that she found as a threat to her. Nothing can outshine miss Melanie. She spammed bullied people out of their YouTube channels to get where she is today. Everything this girl portrays is a lie she made peoples lives hell over her fight to be the biggest best Irish youtuber. She is still creating fake YouTube accounts to try bully her fellow youtuber “friends” out of their channels and constantly referring to herself whilst making threats to them. Half of the community know what she is like and the other girls that are not speaking out about her are afraid as she has bullied previous youtubers before and are afraid of what she will do to them. This girl has a guru gossip thread where people she has bullied have proof of her behaviour and proof of her making false accounts for public pity and attention. This girl needs to be shown for what she really is a internet troll.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to post about this girl. Where do I start she is a Irish youtuber who bought her views and subscribers so she could be at the top. She’s a internet troll who makes dozens of fake accounts daily to bully her fellow Irish YouTube friends. She’s known in our community by burying other girls channels that she finds a threat this has been witnessed by more than a few girls. She will stop at nothing to be at the top and that includes trolling herself for public pity. She has made fake accounts to try to bully the rest of us girls into quitting our channels and the few Irish girls that are still friends with this nutcase are afraid of her as she has a stranglehold over them. This girl is a scheming bully her YouTube channel is not who she really is she bullies and belittles her fans also. For a girl still trolling the rest if us even after she hit over 200 000 subscribers she needs serious mental help. She will do anything for attention even making fake guru gossip accounts to sing her praises and to slag off the other girls from her hometown! This girl is nothing but a fame droning clone of British youtuber zoella people need to know the real Melanie and it is not pretty. Her gurugossiper thread is people coming forward after her bullying them with proof and evidence to back it up. This girl needs help.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this girl who fits your specs for a nanny! I see that her hair is a bit on the gray side, but that’s an easy fix. Her name is Chloe Boucher, from Dublin! Her IG is great and youtube channel shows she’s pretty without the Mac force field. I think I did a pretty good job, right down to the eyes! – You can thank me later.
Does this Nanny come with a body?- nik
Casting call for a new reality TV show
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin with this lowlife, self centered, piece of shit pill poppin whore! Her name is Lauren pagano. 24 years of age. Graduated from sparrows point. Former employee at the hustler. And used to be an escort. She has One child who she uses anyway she can to collect a paycheck. She’s married to a heroin addict who she actually drove around robbing half the convent/liqour stores in dundulk with just so they could get a little bit of money to support thier habit. But get this, once they got caught they both got arrested and when He couldn’t make bail and she got her mommy and daddy to get her out, she left him. Now shes been screwing half of dundulk, RAW! Since she isn’t able to have kids anymore she could care less. She pawns her kid off onto just about anyone who will watch him just so she can go out and get all fucked up and screw whoever the lucky winner of the week is! Thank god she can’t have any more children. She can’t even take care of the only one she will ever have! This girl thinks she is the baddest bitch in dundulk. She thinks becuase she has an annoying loud mouth she is intimidating. But she got her ass BEAT by someone much smaller then her. Guess that’s what happens when all you do is run that mouth and don’t expect nothing to happen! Fellas, I would steer clear of this one! She is a complete fuckin phyco. Anyone who has ever dated her knows. I mean anyone who beats themselves and then calls the cops and says thier bf did it has something very wrong with them! Karma is a bitch Lauren pagano! And it’s FINALLY coming back to bite u in your fat ass! Who’s laughing now. Haha
I’m not sure how these girls acquire the to good for a 9-5 attitude.- nik