Would You

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mya, she goes to Santa Barbara City College with me. Apparently she has a boyfriend back home, she goes out alot but isn’t a sloot like most of the other girls here. I’ve been reading the dirty for awhile now and she seems like your type of girl so, would you?

Answer: No, I don’t think she will ever lose the baby fat from her face.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Live By The Sword Die By The Sword

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought you should know that James W. Heselden the owner of segway died this weekend.  How you may ask, by driving his segway…OFF a cliff.  How does that even happen, these things go 12 mph tops…anyways I don’t wanna bash the guy my condolences go out to him and his family, but god damn…off a cliff!  Nik just wanted to hear your thoughts on this matter.  I’d also like to point out that George Bush also fell off one of these a couple years ago.  RIP James.

I think it is the way he wanted to go and I refuse to ride a Segway for the rest of my life… they are not safe around cliffs or old people.- nik

All the Effort For This Picture

all that effort for this pic????

all that effort for this pic????

all that effort for this pic????

THE DIRTY ARMY: heya I love this website…  I’m from Dublin in Ireland and some of this stuff is so funny, none of my friends know what im talking about when i say +2 or refund gaps even calling it a Greg they think im gone mad but i love it ha-ha..!! anyway never have anything to put up here but couldn’t stop laughing when i saw this pic her name is Toni and she thinks shes some sort of model but every pic she makes this face that makes her look like the grinch shes obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo and went through all this trouble to meet him n then makes this face lol..!! why do girls make random ugly faces in pics n think it looks good I dont get it!!! Dirty Army General Ireland out.

She looks like the Kermit The Frog of Ireland.- nik

A Real Mans Game

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, big fan from all the way across the pond in England here, when you gonna come host a night here in London?? I was on youtube and found this diamond! T.O who? Do you think you could make quarterback for the Diamonds?

Please stick to soccer so that you don’t turn American football FORGY (for the Gays) with your Magnum PI tactics.  I am in London on May 23rd.- nik

Finally Turned 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Jade has finally turned 18 she is old enough for all these creepers to take full advantage of her.  She literally has a bunch of old guys lined up who were just waiting for her to turn legal age.  The creepo Rich on the left right is by far the worst, hes a seasoned net creeper.  I’m sure you get these kinda girls all the time so i just really wanna know your guess on how many guys over 30 she has already attempted to dig for money with?? I guess for a more accurate guess I should let u know she will be 19 come august.

This girl was probably already smushing older men and fibbing about her age when she was 17, She is just legal to do whatever and whomever now, nothing is gonna change.- nik

The British Would. Would You

The British would. would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alice Go** is a brunette from great Britain, minus the saggy rack I think most people would, would nik?

Answer: no.  Her jawline is heavily photoshopped and she is stretching out her gut.

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