THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man, Timothy Holmseth is on welfare. He also lives in section 8 housing, has a bunch of kids by a bunch of different women and fails to pay child support. Holmseth doesn’t take care of his own kids, but sits in his section 8 apartment and blogs all day about missing child Haleigh Cummings. He even blogs about her private area. He was so obsessed about an attorney involved in the case, she had to take him to court to get a restraining order against him. He is now petitioning the government to pay him even more in assistance, just so he can sit at home and blog all day about the private area of a missing little girl.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man is the biggest liar I have ever met. He told me he was single, doesn’t wear a ring and wanted to get to know me better. He came to my house and wasted no time hitting on me. I slept with him for months before someone he works with told me he was married. He works for K&R well service but he says he from New Mexico. I guess that’s where his wife is. I also heard he’s sleeping with someone else in the area. Apparently he does this wherever he is. Ladies if you meet him run. He’ll hit you up with lots of compliments just to get you in bed. I should have known something was up, he’s sneaky and I’ve caught him in several lies in the few months I’ve known him. He’s not particularly attractive, in his 60’s I would say and very over weight. Short, Hispanic man. I found his FB page, he doesn’t even say he’s married there. He’s a lying, cheating pig!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like everyone to know not to date this psycho. She will not leave her ex boyfriends alone. And there new girlfriend as well. She will make fake profiles of them and then fake conversation to make it look like it’s them. Then she will say to multiple guys there the dad of her child, I don’t even think she knows who the dad of her child is. She also kept bugging a pregnant girl because she was having a baby with her ex saying it is his child, which wouldnt add up. On that note she doesn’t have a car seat for her child and she never see her child it’s always with her mom so she can party. She only uses it to get likes on facebook. She even said she never wanted kids, she’s hateful and nasty. She had sex with 20 plus guys. She’s not a good person. She will use child support against you she one of those nasty people even thought she didn’t want anyone to know comes up after the baby is born, she lied about miss carrying .also shes the type that is all talk over phone not shit in person. All in all she’d a bad mom and a troubled human being. I mean who goes the the zoo with out there almost one year daughter?
Casting call for a new reality TV show
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Mr. Joshua Jablinske. He is a 29 year old washed up loser who is a menace to the Fargo/Grand Forks ND and Thief River Falls MN area. This man can’t keep a job, has 3 daughters of which he has custody of none (he doesn’t pay child support either). He is also a known wife beater (he beat her multiple times, even when she was pregnant) and is a cheater (he likes them still in high school). This man is a narcissistic liar. He often tells women that he is some great MMA fighter, when in fact he has not fought in many years and he sucked when he did. He is a leech on society and will take advantage of anyone. He is well known to sleep with women in exchange for a place to stay and to be taken care of and he even managed to get an STD this way. Seriously someone needs to shut this man down. I can’t take one more fake ass post about how he is such a great dad and person. He belongs behind bars which is where I’m sure he will end up.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Ever since I started reading TheDirty I always see if I can find a chick who is up to your standards. The Miss USA headshots were released today and these two flawless blondes are part of the group… just your sh*t. The first pic is of Stephanie Erickson from ND and the second is of Allie Leggitt from KY. Allie is a 19 year old waitress going to community college… I could see her falling into the life of a porta-potty pretty easily after the pageant.
I’m Team Kentucky. Go Allie!!!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. Huge fan of your site. Anyway, just thought I would help contribute by sharing my recent annoyance of overtly confident bitches. This girl is from Minnesota and moved to California. Her name is Pamela Xiong and she claims she moved to California for work but I think she is there for herself to make it as a “star”. She is constantly talking about how AMAZING she is; based on her posts, there’s isn’t a damn thing that she isn\’t AMAZING at (cooking, cleaning, wrapping gifts, fcking, getting men, getting attention, etc.), and how she is a life saver, yet, no one knows what she does for work. I don’t think this broad even knows what the word HUMBLE means. It’s definitely not in her vocabulary. Here’s an example of what she posts EVERYDAY on Facebook: “Fellas, even though I’d hold it down for you, and weather all your storms with just as much grace and passion as I do with all the other things I mentioned above; THE WAY ONLY A WOMAN OF MY CALIBUR KNOWS HOW (and nah, it ain’t internet self-hype, been tried, tested and done did it), I’m sorry that I don’t have time to fuss over you over the petty things that the other girls do; the way that you would want me to. And girls, I’m sorry that I can’t be the epitome of the average cliché you would like to see me be. So I’ll just continue on my save the world crusade while you whisper in the background (and take notes).”-Courtesy of her facebook -So what does she do exactly? No one really knows. I think she works odd jobs here and there, brags about how amazing she is, how she doesn’t need a man but talks about nothing but men and lives in a messy bedroom. What do you think Nik? Is she really ALL that she brags to be? And is she secretly a doctor saving lives and we\’re just not aware?
Quit sucking in and clean your room.- nik