Help My Friend Out Please

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friend and I are Juniors at FSU and the past two years have been incredible. Everything I ever imagined. Partying, girls and a great education.  Anyway long story short my boy has been hooking up with Jessica and he is completely sprung and stuck on her. We made a pact before we enrolled at FSU that we would have no gfs and slay as many girls as we possibly can. Well how the hell is he suppose to do this with a GF? She is a sweetheart and very hot but I still think not worthy of locking her down. He is a DIE HARD fan of yours and I wanted to see if this would knock and sense into his head. Help me out here.

Email me your number. I want to take your boy with me on my next Vegas trip. I will pay all expenses… these chicks are too handsome for him to be locked up.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Alexis The Dirtiest FAU Cheerleader

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik If you ever come to South Florida, you are going to meet a lot of sk*nks like her. Alexis D Augusto is a cheerleader-wanna-be who got kicked off the Dolphins because she is a wh*re and after she became a Panther’s Dancer.  At first, she comes off as “innocent”, but do NOT believe a word she says. She slept with 3 of the FAU football players at a college party, then kept cheating on her boyfriend with random guys, and now she is f*cking  a 40-year-old disgusting dude although she is in a “relationship” with another guy. She dies for cameras and her mother makes her take diet pills so she could use her body to find a rich guy. My advice, if you ever meet her, STAY AWAY, she is the meaning of gold digger!

Sounds like she has a very supportive mother.- nik

Whitney Weinberger At Florida State

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik im in love with this blonde named whitney weinberger. i dont think she is jewish, at least i hope not. im not religious racist i just dont like the way isreal people taste. kinda salty and at FSU they don’t have many. im pretty sure she is mormon looking. so nik i know your the blonde king. how should i tell her i love her? we have a class together and i just look at her thats why im failing i think.

No, you are failing because you suck at capitalizing. How the f*ck did you get into Florida State University?- nik

Tiffany Wants A Second Chance

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik bikini clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd (now Mullins) who was fired from Port St. Lucie High School wants to go back to teaching… She needs our support… She now runs “A girl with a gun spray tanning” with her husband in Florida but it seems that she misses teaching… They opened this tanning center with the money she saved during her carrier in the adult industry. Isn’t it a great idea to have ex porn star milf as your high school teacher? I think the students will love this idea… Maybe you can help her by promoting her petition here on change dot org petitions..”Give me a chance to prove to the world that the St. Lucie School Board lied about me.”  Give her a chance….[Click here to give her a second chance] 

No chance. Pornstars cannot be teachers. I decided.- nik

Monica Gorman Tampa’s Pantie Passer




THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, This is about Monica Gorman, she is a Tampa wannabee. She flaunts around Tampa in every club. You can always find her f**king some athlete. She is a gold digger that lives off of selling her pssy in the form of jewelry and the occasional trip here and there.. She works at Neiman Marcus part-time. She has stooped so low that she is trying to become a video vixen. You can find her on Blam men magazine under the name Monica Denise. She depends on daddy to pay her bills when she falls short. She is a walking herp waiting to be spread around town. She works out at Powehouse gym downtown. She is a two bit slut whore thats just looking for the next black man to f**k.

By daddy you mean sugar daddy right.- nik

Would You With This Tranny

Would You bang this Tranny?

Would You bang this Tranny?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 100% straight and I’d never get with a dude, but damn- this tranny is smokin. Apparently, she has a vagina, which I’d actually be interested in seeing what it feels like. What do you think? Would that make me gay if I got with a tranny? I’ve seen her on youtube and xtube and DAMNNNN! [Click here for a pic of her poop shoot]

It’s amazing how fake breasts can make any man look good.- nik

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