Is This The Best FSU Can Do

Is THIS the best we can do FSU?

Is THIS the best we can do FSU?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember that ‘model’ from FSU that everyone swears is the hottest thing ever and tried to call you out saying “Nik can’t criticize her shes so hot he had to stretch to find something” and “oh Nik is ‘airbrushed cellulite ruined it for me’ the best you can do?” ya ok heres a NOT BLURRY face pic of her and we know these are still photoshopped so how bad is that! Check out the pitbull nose and weird mouth! Please tell me FSU this is not your top model! What do you think Nik?

I think I was right… this chick is beat.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

FSU Left Tackle And His Girlfriend

FSU LT and his girlfriend

FSU LT and his girlfriend

FSU LT and his girlfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not that I am complaining about all of these hot cleat chasers with these NFL draft hopefuls but I am seriously ready to see at least one future NFL baller with a girl who is pretty AND hot and does not have to put half naked pictures of herself on facebook just to be a self promoter. This is FSU’s left tackle Andrew Datko’s girlfriend Morgan Waters. She was in one of my classes this semester and she is super sweet and always helped me with the homework. She always comes to class in a frat tank and running shorts looking like a bombshell without even trying. Props to this girl who is only 19 for keeping her soon to be millionaire boyfriend on a leash (from what I hear).

Andrew, life is about to change… cut her loose bro. It will save both of you pain and you will play better. It’s your money, not her money.- nik

Jerry Linn Gets Invited To FSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t tell if this girl is being serious or just trying to get a bunch of youtube videos.  She does have some huge ass +2’s which makes her an automatic winner in my book.

This shows you how stupid the students are at FSU. One of her sisters told her about Jeremy Linn from New York and she confused it for a black guy who doesn’t play for the Giants.- nik

Piece Of Trash

Piece Of trash!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche-bag is nothing but a worthless piece of trash. His name is Andrew Lawrence Porter. He thinks he is hot shit and he’s nothing. He uses women to get what he wants and fills their head full of nothing but lies. This dude isn’t going anywhere and life and never will. This guy is nothing but a predator out to get in any girls pants he can. Your a disgrace to our country. In this pic is him thinking hes something at the bar he works out, even though hes some big air-force hot shot but yet works at a bar now.

Representing Tallinasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not going to beat around the bush.  FSU basketball is dominating, we will be good at Football next year and we got super hot chicks like this girl down here in Tallinasty.  I wanted to ask if you would with her, if you were a freshman at FSU right now.

Answer: No, she looks torn up in the face and has a hole in her nose.

Are They Real

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tatiana. I’ve seen her around downtown Orlando and at some of the clubs including the one where I’m a bartender. I’m pretty sure she now goes to FSU. I think shes pretty hot and anytime she’s ever brought up everyone how she has a huge rack for a half asian white girl. So what do you think, are real or not??

Those are FAKE. You can tell by the seagull lines when she lays down.- nik

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