THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to write you after seeing the last pics of Abigail Ratchford on here.  Whoever sent you them is blind because those pics aren’t good of her especially the tan bathing suit. She’s not your type anyways Nik.  She’s not skinny enough for you and you like really thin blondes like your wife… but I’m a fan of brunettes with huge +2’s  and she always has hard nips in her IG pics.  I totally love her and I know most of your fans do as well.  Please make her a dirty celebrity.

She would make bank in Africa.- nik