Adriana Lima – Miami Is My Home

Adriana Lima – Miami Is My Home

You know how much I love Adriana Lima interviews. Please let me translate:

  • My look is inspired by my earrings that cost more than your house.
  • Veuve Clicquot paid me to be here and pretend it’s Carnival.
  • I feel like I’m at home, I’m home in Miami. My neighbor is Cedric Gervais.
  • Carnival is a celebration of bad teeth.
  • Miami is the same as Brazil. Lots of AIDS.
  • I suck at selfies (insert weird grunt).
  • The theme is for me to sound exactly like Melania Trump.

There you go America. This is why we love immigrants … sometimes they are supermodels!

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