THE DIRTY ARMY: Ugh, Nik I have just about had it with this couple. The guys name is Richie Stokes and the girl is Alani Morrisson. They constantly cheat on each other and are always arguing. The problem is, Alani is pregnant and a stripper. Richie has no job, and they’re both delusional liars. Please Nik, convince these two that conceiving will ultimately be the downfall of society.

They share a habit, which is a good enough excuse to date each other.  I decided.- nik