THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to submit an AMBER ALERT to the dirty army. If anyone sees a tall 6’10 black man, shaved head who goes by the name Lamar Odom please contact police. Lamar is apparently on a crack-cocaine binge according to TMZ and nobody has found his body for 72 hours. Let the Kardashian curse unfold.

Lamar Odom needs serious help. Everything I’m reading sounds like the road to suicide.- nik