THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*res name is Chelsea Varner. She has made herself famous by sucking off every greg in council bluffs Iowa. really classy…she desperately needs to get published on this site so every guy know knows to not touch her!!! She has a “boyfriend” but cheats on him constantly, he is one week into navy boot camp and she keeps going on and on about how much she misses him when she goes and bones another guy everyday he is gone! i can count on at least 20 guys she has slept with…in the past year alone. Also, she thinks she is hot sh*t. She tries out in pageants like she is a fcking beauty queen so I ask bravely Nik, would you?
In what pageant do they wear a mask? she still has those rolling shoulders and chubby peg legs.- nik