THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I don’t know too much about your site, but I did see that you were looking for the hottest college freshman! This girl’s name is Monique- a freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo- and she is downright gorgeous, smart, and classy. Do you agree?

No, she is average (scale: 4.888799129). Not digging the glow… I’m still on the hunt to give away $5K to the hottest College Freshman. Also, we decided to give away $10k for our Halloween party in Vegas. Easy money to the DIRTIEST costume at LAX nightclub.- nik