THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Opp, she is the nastiest sl*t in Portland, She’s a prostitute with a bad Pepsi problem. She f*cks a different dude everyday. Her and her BFF Chantel and Emily are all so nasty. The other night she ate out her girlfriend while a dude was f*cking her. She cusses and yells at her 3 year old daughter and leaves her with anyone so she can go out with. She has a stripper pole in her house and shows her daughter how to dance on it. I even heard her call the lil’ girl a b*tch. Her Pepsi habit is outrageous and she needs to have her kid taken. Her poor BF Greg is clueless. Recently I seen her and she had gotten so drug bloated its sad. Stupid girl.

I can’t wait to come to Portland.- nik