THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no one can believe Chewbacca and Kirt Pinto are actually still together.  As you can see she is the bread winner in the relationship, is anyone surprised by that?  No, because that is just Douchebag Promoter 101, your girl always makes more money than you.  They truly believe that they run Las Vegas together and its getting annoying.  No one cares about you two and how “happy” you are.  There is no way this relationship is making it past the end of February.

Kirt must be really into hairy butt-holes.- nik