THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so tired of all these coked-out, orange oompa-loompa girls with sh*tty +2’s being posted. Chicago has so much more to offer if you know where to look and can afford it. This is Nicolette. You won’t find her at the dirty nightclubs or mooching like a bottlerat. It is just really sad to see what has happened to this city. Circa 2001-2010 it was without a doubt one of the best cities to be clubbing at and slaying bottlerats, but no longer.
I blame Obama.- nik