THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was Christina Aguilera on The Voice the other day. She is officially gone. She’s gained a ton of weight, but that isn’t the issue. It’s the fact that she’s gained like 60 lbs and thinks she can still wear the revealing clothes she could wear years ago. Not to mention the ridiculous pink afro, which makes her look like Nicki Minaj, who is even worse. Christina is a wreck. And her new album Lotus is gonna bomb just like Bionic and Burlesque. What do you think?

I think she looks just like her heavy Mother… it was only a matter of time.- nik