THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been wanting to submit Dallas (Lillie) Latos, wife of Mat Latos, since I knew her in college. The internet is saturated with her half nude pics and twitter nonsense and I would just like it to STOP. She eloped with Mat as soon as he put a ring on it and has been spending his meager paycheck ever since. The best job she’s had is “club promoter” although she was bragging at one time about starting law school. All I have ever known her to be is a bottle rat guzzling her parents’ money. Sorry that this is so harsh; I’m allergic to fake sh*t.

Anyone can go online and pay money to say they are in “Law School”.- nik