Throwback Thursday — Do You Like Burnt Bacon’s +2’s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you never have really said anything about Burnt Bacon’s +2’s… I think they are amazing and pretty much the perfect size.  What do you think about them and one a scale 1 thru 10 what would you give them?

She is hiding them so I can’t give you a straight answer.- nik

2.778179.- nik

Looks like the Dynamic Duo Have Broken Up

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Brandi Gober has stated that she and Shana Garlin are no longer friends because Shana lied about her age. Shana is 40, but tells everyone she is 38. Brandi said she helped Shana out and can’t trust get now because she is a liar. WTF? That is pretty funny coming from an uneducated, lying, drug addicted prostitute like Brandi. She has been featured on here 5 times. And she makes fake accounts to put comments and blame everybody else for her problems. She lies and says terrible things about everybody else and everyone is to blame for the fact that her mother turned her out at 16 to hook to buy mommies drugs and alcohol. At 17 years old, Brandi became a stripper and got addicted to drugs and alcohol, then turned to prostitution. Now her sugar daddy (Fred Couch, yes he is married) had stated that he is getting tired of her whining about how mean everyone is to her, because according to Brandi, everyone is so jealous of her. I couldn’t give two crap about Shana, but she should be happy that this psychopath is out of her life.

This is 40.- nik

Biggest Dream Killer Off Them All

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, John Manziel is throwing everything away. He needs to focus for 2 f*cking years, what a douche bag?!?!?  He is throwing any career he could have over this girl who isn’t even that hot.

How Sexy Is Megan Avalon aka Muscle Barbie

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know you aren’t a huge fan of fit girls, but you are fan of blonde hair and +2’s… so, I want to introduce you to Muscle Barbie, she is the best of both worlds, fit and sexy. I’m focusing really hard to get my wife motivated so she can look like this. This is the ideal woman in 2016.

Some people should never flex, so unattractive.- nik

When Did Average Girls Like Christina Catalano Become Escorts

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what’s the issue with girls these days? They complain about men not want to commit but they are just as bad, they are all just looking for arrangements that provide them an income so they can spend money on designer shoes and purses. Case in point Christina Catalano. I met her and she immediately starting talking about an arrangement vs dating and then threw out $3000 a month as her monthly allowance. Maybe its because I’m successful and I’m trying to date someone 5-10 years younger than I am, but I’m beginning to think the Kardashians have ruined an entire generation who think that it’s okay to sell yourself. Am I wrong?

That airbrushed nose and saggy rack are not worth a 3k retainer. I decided.- nik

Who’s Johnny Manziel’s Dreamkiller Colleen Crowley

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, JM is reportedly being released from the Browns in March following his latest off the field incident with his on – again, off – again girlfriend. Why has no one told him to dump this dreamkiller after the first incident?

All these Kardashian moves are being made so he can play for the Cowboys. I decided.- nik

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