THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw that everyone thinks that Dana Schmidt from Portland is Ashley Weaver aka Loptimus Prime. I personally think they have a similar appearance, I wonder if they could be long lost twins? Nik, who do you think is hotter? I’m leaning towards Dana, I dig the full bushy eyebrows, however Loptimus’ rack looks like it’s settled quite nice.

Whatever happened to Loptimus Prime??? Is she still alive… I hope she is ready for March Madness.- nik