THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melissa Ryckenboer, I met her off of a dating site called pof. Everything I thought was fine and dandy and when I met up with this girl she looked to be no taller than 4’8, we hung out for the night and I got to know more about her and by the end of the night she ended up staying over for some well you know. Her and I were seeing each other for a little while not as a relationship couple but as more a less a as friends with benefits. Well I eventually say “hey you should add me to facebook someday” only to have her respond and say that she does not have facebook, well to my amazement I get bored one day and find out she does have facebook and also has a boyfriend. I hope he don’t mind I’m stretching the hell out of his girl, and I sure as hell hope it’s not a plan of hers for a threesome. By the way, she has the sweetest little body a guy could ever want, 4’8 and like 88-98lbs. Just her face could use some work and her teeth, her gap scares the sh*t out of me.
Busted…can someone please inform her boyfriend of this post.- nik